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Poetry
Here is a selection of my poetry. Enjoy!
Reginald Goat
Reginald Goat
Has eaten my coat.
Even the zipper and buttons.
And meaner than that,
He's eaten my hat!
Goats are such terrible gluttons.
Yeti
If you meet a yeti
Sit him on the settee.
Fill his plate and teacup,
Let him put his feet up.
Once he has his tummy full
He won't be so abominable.
Pineapple
A pineapple - yikes!
A fruit with spikes!
Do you think the farmer
Has to wear armour?
Philistines
With rhymes I am riddled.
With poems I'm teeming.
When I try to recite them,
My family runs screaming.
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